Recently, Republican-endorsed gubernatorial candidate Tom Emmer stated that waiters and waitresses should be subject to below-minimum wage rates, since their tips can give them incomes over $100,000 a year. Earlier this evening, a dozen members of a culinary hospitality organization spotted Emmer and performed the equivalent of that youthful prank of cow tipping and upturned the hefty politician in a Walmart parking lot.
“It was actually easier than we thought,” remarked an unidentified waitress, “since he already leaned so far to the right.”
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