American Checklist: The Dark Knight Rising Among Us

This howling,
This strutting about,
This fist shaking,
This victim’s entitlement,
This juice squeezed
From the balls of violence,
This scorn of spectacles,
This impatience with speech,
This murdering of grief,
This self-cutting,
This blood weeping
From the eyes,
These monuments to us,
This camouflage,
These reflecting lenses,
This Kevlar vest, Continue Reading

Cinéferior complex: Four ways to lift my movie-induced depression

I’m not sure. I think it was just the proximate cause, the trigger for the steep tailspin that has been building up inside me for months – maybe years. All I know is that when I came upon the notice on Craigslists lately, it made me want to go drown myself in a bucket of artificial butter.

“Face painters wanted for traveling dinosaur show (USA).”

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Who would want to live at 26th and Penn?

This was the question most frequently posed to me over the course of a few months when I would tell friends, neighbors, or colleagues that I wanted to buy the house at 2601 Penn, with “Are you crazy?!” and “Do you want to get shot?” as first and second runners-up. Continue Reading

Fuel standards will push technology

The federal government has worked with auto manufacturers on aggressive fuel economy standards. Current standards for 2016 will reach 35.5mpg; and if approved, the new car standard would soar to 54.5 mpg in 2025. Environment Minnesota released a report saying high mileage rates could both save Minnesota drivers money at the pump, and be a major step forward for controlling emissions.We talked to engineers at the University of Minnesota who say it’s possible to meet the standard, but expect some tradeoffs Continue Reading