Today’s best Minnesota headlines


Today’s headlines included some real winners:

Minnesota Daily: Student cited for fake ID vomits in police car
And this is news because?

WCCO: ‘Vampyre’ Jailed After Allegedly Harassing Teen
He’s also a former gubernatorial candidate.

Pioneer Press: Willmar man faces felony in fox urine case
Actually, the night goggle charges trump the fox urine attack.

MinnPost: Transportation is metro’s biggest concern, says group in charge of transit
The Met Council thinks (or says that we think) transportation concerns are number one. I wonder what a survey by the Department of Education would find? Or the Department of Employment and Economic Development? Or …