Paul Rudd in Role Models: Justenoughhair onhischest
Nick Cave: Sweet moustache
Paul Rudd on SNL: Toomuchhair onhischest
Prince Charles’s 60th birthday: Still prince
Teenage girls in line to get tickets for Twilight: Annoying, seriously
True Religion store opening at Mall of America: Nice butt
Hong Kong Noodles: Wei jing
Gus Frerotte: League worst
My Nintendo DS: Neglected, ignored
Stella featuring Michael Ian Black: Crazy business
Vampires: Metaphorical Puritans
Homemade margaritas: Drunk already?
The 2008 Summer Olympics: Dearly missed
Day Man: Karate master
Anthony Bourdain’s liver: Unrivaled, endless
Potential release of a lost, fabled and experimental Beatles track: Trippin’ cajones
The real solution to the Minnesota Senate race deadlock: Shirtless cage-match
The Office: Already peaked
WALL-E: Cinematic gold
Drunk sorority girls headed to formals: Wobbly’n’ wonky
Post-breakup mingling between Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift: Virgin talk
Samantha Ronson: Beach body
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