Things to scream into the microphones as you’re going down the Giant Slide at the Minnesota State Fair

Paul is DEAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!

ChimichAAAAAAAAAAAAANGAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

I am the GREAT CORNHOOOOOOOLLLLIIIIOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I feel BLOOOOOAAAAATED!!!!!!

I brought my own potato sack from HOOOOOOOME!!!!!!

WHYYYYYY GOD WHYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!

I’m single and I have a GREAT CREDIT SCOOOOOORRRRE!!!!!!

Baby got SAAAAAAACK!!!!!

MynameisInigoMontoyayoukilledmyfatherpreparetoDIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!

I’M not the FA-ther! I’M not the FA-ther!

Mom and Dad, I’m GAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!