Adopt a fire hydrant today. They make excellent pets because you don’t have to feed them or walk them. Fire hydrants get buried in the snow and that makes it harder for the wonderful folks at the St. Paul fire department to hook up a hose so they can put out fires. It will be your job to clear the snow around the fire hydrant that you adopt. In addition you can put a hat on it and give it a name.
You can talk to your fire hydrant and in the summer you can have a picnic with it.
my fire hydrant
I love St. Paul!