Pre-Fringe Profiles: 2014 edition

For ease of navigation, the seven Pre-Fringe Profiles I’ve created are below, each linked to their respective haiku. Happy clicking!

Changed for the better
Minnesota becomes free
Love is the law now

From proto-human
To anti-gravity walk
Odyssey indeed

Hair, the beauty the 
Splendor, the wonder of my 
Hair, Hair, Hair, Oh, Hair.

Stairway to kevin
There’s still time to change the road…
You’re on. Come see it.

Stop the FDA
from listing Cheetos
in the vegetable group

The tears of a child
Taste sweet on these lips of mine
Oh, schadenfreude

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