Heaven forbid we got rid of cell phones. Think of all the impaired drivers missing from our roads; all the screaming morons unable to broadcast their telephone conversations to everyone in site; all the myopic zombies wondering around with no tiny screen glued to their noses. And what would the world be without voice mail? Think of all the hours wasted listening to annoying menu options. People would have to spend time engaged in some mindful activity – like talking to other people.
As long as it works, I’ll be using a phone that has a speaker I can put to my ear, a microphone that rests in front of my mouth, and a real honest to goodness bell that rings. Kiss my ass Steve Jobs.
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