Types of people who are like, “YES! Finally there’s a Dunn Bros. on Eat Street! Now I don’t have to go to Spyhouse any more!”

People who buy their art at IKEA

Barista stalkers who have to stay, by court order, 500 feet away from Spyhouse

Uptown slumlords trying to avoid their tenants

MCAD flunk-outs

People who’ve dated artists

Michele Bachmann, for fear of Soviet spies

People who own Infinite Black cold-press jugs not solely for jugband purposes

People whose only tattoos are lower-back butterflies

Members of the Dunn family

People who are hoping one of the Dunn Bros. will walk in wearing a Tanooki Suit

The Coen Bros., out of solidarity

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