Take a date out on a motorcycle and abandon her in a lake that ain’t Lake Minnetonka.
Get my clothes confiscated by the cops while I’m skinny-dipping…again.
Go to five more Summit-sponsored block parties.
Meditate by the stinky but soothing Peavy Plaza fountain.
Start a water balloon fight between the Stella’s and Cafeteria rooftops.
Play a lively game of rabies tag with the squirrels in Loring Park.
Get out my Uggs and sweatpants so I can fit in with the returning college students.
See if that last snow pile behind the garage has finally melted.
Create a memory place specifically for the color green.
Pee on the North St. Paul Snowman.