by Jeff Fecke | May 21, 2009 • Mitt Romney is writing for The Corner now, so K-Lo’s crush has at least paid off a bit. Anyhow, reacting to Barack Obama’s speech, Mittens inadvertently admits that Dick Cheney is not human:
|Jeff Fecke is a freelance writer who lives in Eagan, Minnesota.In addition to his own blog, Blog of the Moderate Left, he also contributes to Alas, a Blog, Minnesota Campaign Report, and AlterNet. Fecke has appeared as a guest on the “Today” show, the Alan Colmes radio show, and the Mark Heaney Show. Fecke is divorced, and the father of one really terrific daughter. His debut novel, The Valkyrie’s Tale, is now available.|
Barack Obama is still hanging on to the campaign trail. He said that the last thing he thinks about when he goes to sleep at night is keeping America safe. That’s a big difference with Vice President Cheney—when it came to protecting Americans, he never went to sleep.
Well, no, demons don’t need sleep. So I guess what Cheney was doing here was communing with his dark master:
Or maybe he’s just visualizing himself crushing the testicles of prisoners. You know — he’s in his happy place.
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