SUNDAY PICK | 76 trombones, give or take 114


Quick—name Minnesota’s horniest annual tradition! If you didn’t say the annual Minneapolis Trombone Choir Concert, get your mind out of the gutter! In this family-friendly event on March 18, 200 trombonists will extend their slides to the fullest and work them vigorously in a gasp-worthy array of musical stylings, swinging and popping until finally the event reaches its spectacular climax. But wait, there’s more: the performers will then back that brass up and remount the stage for a braying encore, after which they’ll finally call it a night, exhausted but satisfied. Did I mention this all takes place in a church?