What’s your job?
“I am a graphic designer and member of the magical Playatta! team.”
Other than your job, what are your claims to fame?
“I guess it would be my weirdo video projections, animated GIFs, and doing cameras/video effect madness on hit cable access funzone Freaky Deeky.”
What’s your relationship status?
“Being in love with yourself means you’re single, right?”
Where are you most likely to be seen?
“I am everywhere at all times but 7th Street, the Hexagon Bar and the Varsity are my faves.”
Where are you least likely to be seen?
“Any bar without live music.”
With what people are you most likely to be seen?
“Planet Highschool alumni, Andrew Flanagan, and Camille Wormley. Can I get a shout out to my friend Hannah Haugberg? What up!”
Where were you born?
“My birth was televised, no joke.”
What neighborhood do you live in now?
What’s your ride?
“I drive a sweet ’96 Buick that is so loud. I have a bike with two flat tires.”
What’s the best way for someone to start a conversation with you?
“Weren’t you that guy from American Gladiators that got his pants stuck in the eliminator treadmill? No? Oh, okay.”
Photo courtesy Matt Bardins