You won’t find it at Target, you won’t find it online, you won’t get it for your birthday and worse yet, you won’t even find it if you know what you’re looking for.
But one thing’s for sure, once you do find it you’ll probably have the only one like it from here to Idaho. Because this is the CARAG Super Sale and unpredictable inventory is its hallmark. Each year at this time the whole neighborhood practices a ritual progressive garage sale. Leave your list at home and follow your sixth sense. You may just find absolutely nothing of value, that’s worth something, to you.