What’s your job?
“Marketing & Communications Coordinator at a local nonprofit and server at Salut Bar Americain in St. Paul.”
Other than your job, what are your claims to fame?
“I’m slowly infiltrating the genius that is the Tangential circle, which makes me feel nervous, excited, happy, stressed, and excited some more. I’ve also filled the role of anonymous video vixen in—count ’em!—two Koo Koo Kangaroo music videos. Other than that, I’m that blond girl who’s always falling down while jogging down Lyndale Avenue.”
What’s your relationship status?
Where are you most likely to be seen?
“CC Club playing Rihanna singles on loop, or First Avenue shaking a tail feather and spilling my whiskey ginger.”
Where are you least likely to be seen?
“The Wedge. I recently went there for the first time with a friend, but ended up having to wait outside because the cliché of a white girl with dreadlocks buying chamomile incense at the Wedge was just too much for me to bear.”
With whom are you most likely to be seen?
“Anyone who has found it in their heart to ignore my need to put ketchup on everything/completely ridiculous Hello Kitty obsession/snort laugh and keep being my friend anyway.”
Where were you born?
“St. Paul—Midway, to be exact. That’s where I acquired my street smarts.”
In what neighborhood do you live now?
What’s your ride?
“White Kia Spectra.”
What’s the best way for someone to start a conversation with you?
“Softly whisper Horse_ebooks tweets into my ear.”
Photo courtesy Kelsey McDonough