What’s your job?
Other than your job, what are your claims to fame?
“Probably my slavish devotion to interpreting text messages for The Hairpin. Non-Internet-wise I have none, except maybe being the girl most able to reach high-up things for the elderly in any given grocery store.”
What’s your relationship status?
Where are you most likely to be seen?
“My couch? I don’t know, I just finished graduate school so I have to learn how to be human again. West Bank bars. I can be seen at Sneaky Pete’s more often than I should be, I know that much.”
Where are you least likely to be seen?
“I don’t know if there’s anywhere where I’m like, ‘FORGET IT!’ automatically. I guess I try to avoid standing around needlessly on any of our Mississippi bridges.”
With what person or people are you most likely to be seen?
“The exquisite Rylee Main.”
Where were you born?
“In St. Paul, under the Star of Bethlehem.”
What neighborhood do you live in now?
“Juuuuuust moved to the Whittier neighborhood.”
What’s your ride?
“Rylee’s car—a.k.a. the passenger side of my best friend’s ride.”
What’s the best way for someone to start a conversation with you?
“Most normal greeting words and/or phrases work okay. Otherwise I enjoy a good UFO-spotting story.”
Photo courtesy Katie Heaney