by Jeff Fecke, August 25, 2008 • Oh, that bitch Hillary Clinton, she sure burns my britches. Why, she’s actually going to have her name put in nomination at the DNC! That means clearly, she’s trying to destroy the party, unlike, say, Ted Kennedy, who did the same thing in 1980, or Jesse Jackson, who did the same thing in 1984 and 1988, or Jerry Brown, who got votes in 1992, or…well, anyhow, it’s evil when Hillary does it. And we all know her goal is to destroy the party from within, right?
Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barack Obama are working on a deal to give her some votes in the roll call for the Democratic presidential nomination, but quickly end the divided balloting in unanimous consent for Obama.
Democratic officials involved in the negotiations said Monday the idea is that at the start of the state-by-state vote for the presidential nomination Wednesday night, delegates would cast their votes for Clinton or Obama.
But the voting would be cut off after a couple of states, the officials said, perhaps ending with New York, when Clinton herself would call for unanimous backing for Obama from the convention floor. The officials spoke on condition of anonymity while the deal was being finalized.
Wow. She really is Lady Macbeth, isn’t she? Meanwhile, I’m sure she and John McCain are probably behind that ridiculous new McCain ad where he attacks Obama for passing over her for the vice presidency, right?
“I just want to make it absolutely clear — we cannot afford four more years of President Bush’s failed policies,” she said. “I am looking forward to being at the White House when President Obama signs quality, affordable health care for every American.”
Clinton mocked a Republican advertisement using some of her criticisms of Obama during the nominating duel.
“I am Hillary Clinton and I do not approve that message,” she said, earning a standing ovation from a New York crowd waving blue signs saying “Hillary Made History.”
Why, it’s almost as if she isn’t trying to sabotage the Obama campaign. But I’m sure she is. Everyone knows Hillary is pure evil, and a little thing like facts will never get in the way of that.