The Great Minnesota Bagel Showdown

In the May 2012 issue of Consumer Reports magazine, there was a spread…er, schmear about bagels. No, not the handmade classic bagels I grew up with back East. This piece and the accompanying ratings included bagels from Dunkin Donuts, Costco, and the frozen section of the supermarket. Dunkin Donuts was rated the best bagel. Are you f****** kidding me? Maybe it’s the best bagel available at 3:00AM in Worcester, MA – but that’s about it. Continue Reading

Howie Mandell’s matzo brei

Yeah, you read that correctly. I am about to share with you a top secret recipe – one that has never before been made public. It’s a recipe that has stood the test of time and one that is near and dear to my heart. And it has nothing to do with a certain stand up comedian turned television whore who spells his name wrong.

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