TCDP TOP PICK: You've signed a petition protesting nuclear proliferation, you've traded your Taurus in for a Prius, and you've donated to the Kickstarter for the new Zach Braff movie. Understandably, you were ready to kick up your feet and enjoy a homebrew, thinking you've done just about all you can today to save the world from devastation. NOT SO FAST. Were you aware that Minnesota is currently being invaded by GARLIC MUSTARD—also known as SAUCE ALONE, JACK-IN-THE-PUSH, and PENNY HEDGE? Well, you are now, and if you don't go to Crosby Park on May 1 to yank those presumptuous biennials out by the roots, you're part of the problem. - Jay Gabler |