"Mamma Mia!" review (in song)
I was not excited
When I heard this was next
But I don't have a choice, it's what Dudley expects
I was sitting in the Orpheum
Just counting down the minutes for the show to start
Still wishing I could depart
Then the music started playing real loud
It got a big reaction from the crowd
Mamma Mia is such a strange show
And yet so many people love it
Mamma Mia, its' success still grows
They even made a movie of it
Yes, it had good performers
But my view was still lukewarm
Why why did it ever run this long?
Mamma Mia, I'll never know so
Here's what I think about this weird show
First thing the set
It's pretty plain
It just gets moved
And now we're in a different place
People push it at apace
Now the cast were mostly real good singers
Except for Christian Whelan, what a stinker
Mamma Mia, his voice was real bad
He sounded strained and high pitched
Mamma Mia, He's worse than Pierce Brosnan
Maybe they should have had those two switched
Kaye Tuckerman was alright
She seemed to have fun all night
She belted so much during the show
Chloe Tucker, was alright as well
She sang good and she acted good too
I felt that some songs were unnecessary
Some were fine but others made me wary
Mamma Mia, is on and off for me
It's not good but it's not so bad
Mamma Mia, makes me think of Glee
It seems like one really big fad
But if you like it, that's cool
If you like a good time you'll
Probably like it so might as well go
Mamma Mia, is at the Orpheum
Buy some tickets and go see it now
Box Office: 1-800-982-2787


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