Things to scream into the microphones as you're going down the Giant Slide at the Minnesota State Fair

By Jay Gabler, Courtney Algeo, Kelsey McDonough, and Betsy Gabler, Local Lists
August 30, 2011
Jeff Rutherford

Paul is DEAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!

ChimichAAAAAAAAAAAAANGAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

I am the GREAT CORNHOOOOOOOLLLLIIIIOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I feel BLOOOOOAAAAATED!!!!!!

I brought my own potato sack from HOOOOOOOME!!!!!!

WHYYYYYY GOD WHYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!

I'm single and I have a GREAT CREDIT SCOOOOOORRRRE!!!!!!

Baby got SAAAAAAACK!!!!!

MynameisInigoMontoyayoukilledmyfatherpreparetoDIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!

I'M not the FA-ther! I'M not the FA-ther!

Mom and Dad, I'm GAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

1265 Snelling Ave.
Saint Paul, MN 55108
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Minnesota State Fair 2011

08/25/2011 (All day) - 09/05/2011 (All day)
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