Name: Sam Spadino
What's your job?
"I do odd jobs so you don't have to. Most commonly I am a professional lab rat in clinical research studies. I also work full time at the beach."
Other than your job, what are your claims to fame?
"I am a standup comedian. You can see me perform almost any night of the week at open mics and showcases around the Twin Cities. Friday nights at the Comedy Corner Underground: 10 p.m., the Corner Bar, free!"
What's your relationship status?
"I'm out of your league."
Where are you most likely to be seen?
"You can find me on the dance floor of that cool party you're invited to. First Ave, Triple Rock, Kitty Cat Klub, Honey...also the beach, Hidden/Calhoun. I am also at the movies, usually twice a week, catching a matinee."
Where are you least likely to be seen?
"I hate grocery shopping, so if you see me there I'll probably be having a panic attack."
With whom are you most likely to be seen?
"Comedians, hipsters, hipster comedians, girls."
Where were you born?
"I was born in Maplewood, at home."
What neighborhood do you live in now?
"I'm looking for a place in Uptown, but couch surfing for the time being."
What's your ride?
"I drive a minivan, a Schwinn, and a scooter."
What's the best way for someone to start a conversation with you?
"Let your dance moves do the talking. Or compliment me on my hair."
Photo courtesy Sam Spadino