Things Janet Jackson should do while she's in Minnesota

Get Prince to reveal her left nipple.

March into the Hennepin Theatre Trust offices and threaten not to perform until Tito or at least Jermaine is given a star on the Minnesota Walk of Fame. Just because.

Serenade Scott Seekins with "If."

Sneak into their studio and Ice Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis. Also take back the shirt she left there in 1986.

Troll VFW karaoke.

Strike a Washington-crossing-the-Delaware pose on a speedboat piloted by Mark Dayton to board the Wayne Newton/Mark Mallman party boat.

Pose for a Rolling Stone cover photo with her hands covering Har Mar Superstar's breasts.

Tell the Walker Art Center that she'll do a Q&A if they screen Nutty Professor II.

Refer to all cheese curds as "klumps."

Ask Justin Vernon to introduce her to Kanye.

For the WCCO morning show, remake the "Rhythm Nation 1814" video with people waiting for the bus on Nicollet Mall.